![]() Which means the mile-high club should really be called the seven-mile-high club. 37,000 feet is a distance of some 7.008 miles. The maths involved in attempting to re-create this charming scenario have damn near broken my fragile brain. Lyric: "Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet" I've tried one, but can't really see the appeal. They've got those at my local football club. #Nickelback rockstar plus#Lyric: "And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me"īig enough for eleven, then. Who knew a slide into third base could be made quicker using toothpaste as a lubricant.and a toilet brush as third base? Lyric: "A bathroom I can play baseball in" Or to put it into Kroegerspeak: This Lyriscope mission isn't turned out quite the way I will have want it to be are. Which means this mission is once again getting off to bad start. Does he mean "hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted it to" or "the way I want it to have done"? Or is he actually talking to a bee? It's hard to say. Taken on face value, it sort of falls into a black hole of crossed-tenses at the end. Managed to lull myself into a very zen state by pondering the true meaning of this line. Lyric: "This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be" Even though my reasons might not be the same as Nickelback's, I am also THROUGH with standing in this line. Or if this was a nightclub and not Club biscuit.īut that's nit-picking. Or if there were real people in this queue, and not a shop dummy I borrowed from Top Man. Lord knows what it would be like if this club was actually open. #Nickelback rockstar full#Half an hour later, I was waiting in a line outside a club, feeling the full weight of Chad Kroeger's words. All it took to get started was a quick change into my best clothes, a vigorous splash of.well I thought it was aftershave, but it was actually mouthwash. This seems like a relatively straightforward lyric to explore, and it's helpfully been put at the beginning of the song, as if to ease any prospective investigative reporters into their work. Lyric: "I'm through with standin' in line, to clubs I'll never get in" But how can we measure such a thing? What could we use to test the difference between real life as portrayed by the lyrics to pop songs, and real life as lived by people? If only there was some sort of device which could reduce these differences down to simple figure, maybe even one with a decimal point in it for extra scientific verisimilitude (OMG srsly, look it up). ![]()
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